We don't even have a dog. Sheesh.
But since you're here, I feel obliged to at least try and satisfy your apparent appetite for things furry with Spice, our cat.
![felix fattus, asleep [felix fattus, asleep]](spice1.gif)
Although we're prepared to concede that she does look the slightest bit tubby, we regard her more as a finely-tuned machine, perfectly adapted to the task of recycling cat food into even more Spice.
I guess we can safely rule out all possibility of feline anorexia.